Every morning at quarter to four
I'd look out my window and there was Theodore
He was sittin' there clucking, keeping real good time
I think my mom was losing her mind
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Theodore was loads of fun to have around
I'd put a leash on him and he'd follow me to town
No other chicken could cluck quite like him
He'd come up for some air and then he'd start again
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One day I came up with this fantastic plan
To charge people to hear him and open up a stand
People would drive far to hear Theodore
Now my mom never complains anymore
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