He sticks out his neck past all the other guys
He doesn't have to stretch 'cause he stands so high
He uses his length and mobility
To give him strength to reach those trees
And if you need this service you just ask
Just call your local giraffe
Banannas he eats with a smile on his face
He's got hands on his feet and he imitates
He climbs those trees swingin' limb to limb
Some people think we are related to him
And if you need this service I think you'll agree
Just call your local chimpanzee
Chorus:
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah (Repeat)
He's on the circus floor doin' all his stuff
He's bigger than my door and my pickup truck
He shifts his weight around, I eat peanuts with him
He lifts me off the ground with his nose again
And if you need this service or need a trunk
Just call your local elephant
Bridge:
Figure it out, figure it out
What critter am I talking about
Figure it out, figure it out
Use your imagination, make up your own
So if you need a hole in which to crawl
It's okay, I'm told, to be real small
But if you're one of these they will set a trap
And they'll fill it with cheese or they'll find a cat
And if you need this service in your house
Just call your local mouse
